Every year before Fantasy Faire opens they send out a Panic Flamingo. This year I thought why not be the Panic Flamingo? So I held open auditions and only told myself and the only other competitor, the coffee flamingo. I started off strong with the pink feathers and offering of refreshments. I did make a misstep when I referred to the role as the Panic Chicken instead of flamingo. I don’t know why my brain wants it to be a chicken so bad!

My second mistake came during the question and answer round. The question that got me into the most trouble was “What would you do to help motivate creators”. The coffee-mingo said something about encouraging words and fresh coffee on demand. A very diplomatic answer I guess, but would that really motivate them? My answer caused a bit of an uproar and phrases being tossed about like “creating a hostile work environment”, “You can’t assault creators” and “You need to leave…Now”. All I said was that I would pelt them with day old scones if they were slacking off. I mean all the hard working ones would get fresh pastries and tea, or coffee I guess. So my dreams of being the Panic Flamingo were dashed, but read on because I may have gotten my revenge.

You see after my crushing defeat and swearing never to pull a stunt like this again I was approached by these little fellas (fellas being a non-gender specific use here). They told me if I wanted a sneak peek at all the Fantasy Faire happenings and maybe a idea of what the realms will be they have the hook up. It will only cost me some waffles and wootberry syrup. Now waffles are easy to come by, even I know how to make them, but I was troubled by the wootberry syrup. Was is faire slang for some illegal substance, was it just a flavor I had never heard of before? In the end I just mixed some blueberry, strawberry and maple syrup together and presented it with the waffles. They seemed will to tell me where to get the information so now I am sharing with you. And no it’s not because I am petty.

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Credits

Dress: Scandalize. Bekia. (Marketplace)

Shoes: (fd) Thigh High Boots Update  – Smoke LARA

Necklace: [The Forge] Feather Collar, Maitreya

Hair: [monso] Layka Hair

Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head

Head Applier: [Glam Affair] Ayla Layer [Lelutka EvoX] Ivory B

Eyes:  A.D.D.Andel! Moon Eyes – Fatpack

Eyeshadow: Rarer – Sparkles Eyeshadow (Lel EvoX)

Lipstick: ALT3 > BOM Vinyl Lips > Black

Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara

Tray: – Legna – Belle Coffee Tray (One Hand – Left)

Poses: .::Hazeel::. Look at Me ~ Poses

Background: WeArH0uSE [burlesque classic] Stage/Wood2 (Marketplace)

Panic Flamingo and Fantasy Faire poster are promotional materials.