Think of this as the calm before the storm. What storm you ask? Why the storm of Fantasy Faire related posts that are about to be flooding this blog! What can I say, Fantasy Faire is one of my absolute favorite things and I look forward to it every year. Calling it an event seems to make it feel so…small. There is nothing little about the Faire, from the enchanting sims to the FaireChylde where you can listen to awesome music to the various shenanigans that happen all over. However the most important part of all is that the Fantasy Faire is at its heart a Relay For Life fundraiser. The Faire opens on Thursday so keep an eye out for all the landmarks and everything that I will be hitting you with when the doors officially open. Oh and if you can’t wait till then, head over to the official page and maybe give the Fantasy Faire radio a listen.
I make a pretty cute little research assistant don’t you think? Maybe I need more gears and steam pipes and things for a fuller steampunk look, but like I said it’s not something I am very well versed in. I guess I should do some more research into it. Oh and get ready for a lot more fantastical looks as my favorite event of the year is approaching quickly, but more on that later!
A little while ago I was having a conversation with a friend about what I would do if I were a different kind of person. The kind of person who didn’t give a f*@# about what other people thought and had an unlimited stream of money or access to dildos. You see if all those things were a reality I would be the Bag O’ Dicks fairy and would basically just hand a dildo to anyone who was acting like an entitled jerk and tell them to “Go F*$% Yourself”. So when I saw the bag of dicks for sale during the round of La Vie En Pose in January I knew I had to have it.
Oh it looks like I have spotted my next vict…I mean winner of a free dick!
I have this wild theory about people who can see the future, they are really time travellers. Okay so I haven’t totally fleshed the idea out completely, but think about it. You go see someone and they tell you your future, or at least one possible version of it. That is the future they traveled to before you arrived for your reading. When the future comes true you are stunned, but really you followed the path they had forseen. If the future doesn’t come to fruition well then you made one change on that path that caused a change to the future.
Now that I have shown you my…crazy theory side how about a brighter picture so you can see all the glorious details? Well you are getting one whether you wanted it or not!
Do I look like a fierce Valkyrie? Well even if I don’t look too fierce I am loving my Valkyrie self, even as a blond! I could do some serious damage with my bow and arrow I think.
Shhh don’t let anyone know that I am all talk and very little actual Valkyrie action. I am a lover not a fighter after all. I think it is time for me to return to Valhalla (the region at the Fairelands) and see what kind of shenanigans I can get up to.
I am gearing up for Fantasy Faire by channeling my inner elf again. I have so many ideas that I may have to do more posts than usual! If you are needing a little fantasy fix before the fair starts you can head to Chronicles and Legends and pick up a few items to wear when wandering the faire.