The real nightmare is my inventory currently. I swear just as I get it all cleaned and organized it’s a giant mess again. Oh well I will have plenty of time next month when I am laid up after surgery to give it a good going through. As I have mentioned before there are some things I see when out shopping and it just triggers an idea for a post. This time it was this sweater/skirt combo. It was giving me Freddy Krueger vibes, but you know if he were a lady. So I guess it’s more of a genderbent Freddy…a Freddi if you will. I don’t think being awake will save you from this nightmare.
I of course needed to make sure I was wearing a fedora and Freddy’s iconic scars. Okay I can start to see why maybe my inventory is a mess, but it’s totally worth it! I just realized my wedding ring is like POW right there. I am pretty sure Freddy wasn’t rocking the bling, but that is okay. Anyway I am off (not that way, but that way too) to create more chaos. Enjoy your day and the credits
I am only a week late with something all loving and such. I will admit the idea sort of came to me when I was binge watching Anne with an E on Netflix. There was a character who lived with their “best friend” till she died, and well we all know what that really meant back then. Here we have to women, but one is an elf and one is a human which makes is even more scandalous! I am only kidding. I am going to add two more pictures before I get all soapbox preachy which I can do at times…sorry
A little while ago I was having a conversation with a friend about what I would do if I were a different kind of person. The kind of person who didn’t give a f*@# about what other people thought and had an unlimited stream of money or access to dildos. You see if all those things were a reality I would be the Bag O’ Dicks fairy and would basically just hand a dildo to anyone who was acting like an entitled jerk and tell them to “Go F*$% Yourself”. So when I saw the bag of dicks for sale during the round of La Vie En Pose in January I knew I had to have it.
Oh it looks like I have spotted my next vict…I mean winner of a free dick!