Gentleman, do your snowmen feel like they are lacking something? Do you desire your snowman to have that more masculine edge? May I offer you Snowballs? Just slap them on there and BAM! the most virile snowman in all the neighborhood.
My snowy igloo friend knows what I am talking about. Now if you read that in an infomercial voice then you totally got what I was going for and if you didn’t try reading it that way and it will be waaaay funnier.
I am only a week late with something all loving and such. I will admit the idea sort of came to me when I was binge watching Anne with an E on Netflix. There was a character who lived with their “best friend” till she died, and well we all know what that really meant back then. Here we have to women, but one is an elf and one is a human which makes is even more scandalous! I am only kidding. I am going to add two more pictures before I get all soapbox preachy which I can do at times…sorry