For those of you who have followed me through my various blog iterations you might remember me doing a photo/story long ago about a man rescuing a mermaid. If not, well I once wrote a little tale about a man rescuing a mermaid, or at least he thought he was rescuing her. Even my own memories of it are vague at best. That however is neither here nor there, but what is relevant is the bathtub. You see when I saw this bathtub along with the mermaid tail applier I had flashbacks to those photos and I wanted to sort of recreate them.
Here is his little mermaid getting herself all cleaned up and properly hydrated in the bath. Some mermaids can walk on land because their tails will morph into legs, while others are forever finned. This little mermaid is forever finned in her purple scales.
She does have a friend who will happily blow bubbles in the bathtub with her, and other silly things too. But this isn’t about him and his ability to amuse a little mermaid, it’s all about her, and her bathtub.
Think of this as the calm before the storm. What storm you ask? Why the storm of Fantasy Faire related posts that are about to be flooding this blog! What can I say, Fantasy Faire is one of my absolute favorite things and I look forward to it every year. Calling it an event seems to make it feel so…small. There is nothing little about the Faire, from the enchanting sims to the FaireChylde where you can listen to awesome music to the various shenanigans that happen all over. However the most important part of all is that the Fantasy Faire is at its heart a Relay For Life fundraiser. The Faire opens on Thursday so keep an eye out for all the landmarks and everything that I will be hitting you with when the doors officially open. Oh and if you can’t wait till then, head over to the official page and maybe give the Fantasy Faire radio a listen.
I make a pretty cute little research assistant don’t you think? Maybe I need more gears and steam pipes and things for a fuller steampunk look, but like I said it’s not something I am very well versed in. I guess I should do some more research into it. Oh and get ready for a lot more fantastical looks as my favorite event of the year is approaching quickly, but more on that later!
If you didn’t guess I am referencing the Doja Cat song. This song was actually introduced to me by a friend and after hearing it I knew I needed to have my own cow moment. I don’t know why but whenever I am in a foul mood (I really had to restrain myself from a cow pun there) this song makes me giggle. I may have also just used it an an excuse to buy something I normally don’t, animal print!
Sometimes in life you come across a judgemental cow, like this one. I am not sure what this heffer’s issue is with me, but that is her problem not mine. Unless maybe she is eyeballing my flower tattoo thinking it would make a tasting snack, in that case I better move (ugh so many chances missed for puns) quickly.
I recently threw together this look and one of my friends commented that I looked like a doll someone left in an attic. I am not sure if it was meant as an insult or a compliment, but I took it as the latter. What can I say sometimes I want to be someone else’s nightmare. And I have been on that darkness kick lately, so it fit right in!
Do you want to come and play with me? I could use a new friend or two, the last ones who were here didn’t stay very long. Did that sound sufficiently creepy? I hope so, not that I am trying to scare you…today.
For some reason as I write this the lyrics to Kids in America are floating through my head so I may have gotten a wee distracted and headed to YouTube for a little listen. When I was taking the photos I didn’t have any song or thing like that pop into my head so this was a shock. I know it has nothing to do with post so I will stop going on about it now. I found this dress in my inventory and as I put it on I added other treasures from times long ago (by SL standards at least) and not so long ago. My friends told me they thought it was a good look so I decided to share with you all. And as mentioned previously the photo is a little darker in colors than you are used to me using.
Really it’s a whole darker look for me in general, but I am enjoying it at the moment. I mean you can’t expect a girl to be sunshine and rainbows all the time…right? Anyway I will move onto the credits as to not bore you with my prattling.
Fair warning the next few posts have a darker look than usual. I have been playing with lighting more and opting for darker colors in my wardrobe. Don’t worry there will be picture with brighter lighting in this post too. In fact let me show them to you now!
I know what you are thinking, “Oh my gosh Phire with tattoos!”, but let me assure you that this is not something new. In fact my non-digital self has several tattoos so it seems only fair that digital me wears some ink once in a while.
When I saw this outfit for sale I instantly thought of the movie The Mummy. Maybe it was just me? Then there were more releases at other events and well I just couldn’t resist! Now to be fair some of the events I went shopping at are changing over to a new month so you may have to wait till they show up in stores, but it’s worth the wait.
I think I am ready for an adventure, though maybe not one involving mummies, curses or anything along those lines. It’s possible I could be confusing adventure with a nice relaxing vacation at the beach, but hey isn’t every day an adventure? Just let me have this one.
I am only a week late with something all loving and such. I will admit the idea sort of came to me when I was binge watching Anne with an E on Netflix. There was a character who lived with their “best friend” till she died, and well we all know what that really meant back then. Here we have to women, but one is an elf and one is a human which makes is even more scandalous! I am only kidding. I am going to add two more pictures before I get all soapbox preachy which I can do at times…sorry
A little while ago I was having a conversation with a friend about what I would do if I were a different kind of person. The kind of person who didn’t give a f*@# about what other people thought and had an unlimited stream of money or access to dildos. You see if all those things were a reality I would be the Bag O’ Dicks fairy and would basically just hand a dildo to anyone who was acting like an entitled jerk and tell them to “Go F*$% Yourself”. So when I saw the bag of dicks for sale during the round of La Vie En Pose in January I knew I had to have it.
Oh it looks like I have spotted my next vict…I mean winner of a free dick!