Bag of Peen Fairy

A little while ago I was having a conversation with a friend about what I would do if I were a different kind of person. The kind of person who didn’t give a f*@# about what other people thought and had an unlimited stream of money or access to dildos. You see if all those things were a reality I would be the Bag O’ Dicks fairy and would basically just hand a dildo to anyone who was acting like an entitled jerk and tell them to “Go F*$% Yourself”. So when I saw the bag of dicks for sale during the round of La Vie En Pose in January I knew I had to have it.

Oh it looks like I have spotted my next vict…I mean winner of a free dick!

Credits

Dress: lassitude & ennui Blossom dress – red
Foot Jewels: lassitude & ennui Unseelie foot jewels
Rings: (Yummy) Galaxy Ring Set – Maityrea
Wings: lassitude & ennui Bento Fairy wings – silver / red
Bag of Dicks: Faida – A Bag of Dicks
Hair: NO.MATCH_NO_COURSE
Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head
Head Applier: (Enfer Sombre) LeLutka EvoX Skin – Peach – Heaven
Eyebrows: Izzie’s – LeL Evo X – 10 Eyebrows (soft arch) red
Eyeshadow: Veechi – Kylie Shadow [Evo X] – Red
Freckles: (Enfer Sombre*) LeLutka EvoX – Freckles – Luna {A}
Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara
Poses: . Infiniti . – Demure –
Background: (Milk Motion) Mykonos street
Potted plants: (top)Apple Fall Potted Agave – Variegated (bottom front){vespertine} – potted monstera thai constellation. (bottom back) ..::THOR::.. Big Potted Plant

Cheshire Cat Smile

It almost feels like I am having an Alice in Wonderland moment this week. First a rabbit and today I am looking all stripey like a Cheshire Cat. At least the Disney cartoon version of the Cheshire Cat.

Not a wordy post today because my brain has decided to take a vacation, so onto the credits!

Credits

Dress: neve dress – meow stripe
Socks: neve socks – nix stripe
Hair: Exile:: Aubrey
Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head
Head Applier: DeeTaleZ Skin Summer for LELEVOX / BROWS: ginger/ Nord
Lipstick: CAZIMI: Dusk EvoX Lipstick – Holo Shine – 75%
Eyeshadow: Izzie’s – LeL Evo X – Sultry Smokey Eyeshadow purple (A) 75%
Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara

Bunnies Don’t Share

I make a mean bunny, I mean look at me standing there with my bunny brethren not even thinking about sharing my delicious strawberry cake. Peter Rabbit would be so miffed! To be fair only one really seems keen to try my strawberry cake, but that still doesn’t mean I will share.

Just look at him over there pretending he doesn’t want to steal one of my ripe strawberries. I am totally on to you Mr. Bunny! Maybe it’s because I am more jackalope than bunny that I am not into sharing…

Credits

Dress: *PSS* Strawberry Dream Dress Purple
Horns: YOKAI – Strawberry Garden Horns (sweet cream)
Hair: bonbon – ichigo hair
Legs: Jinx : Bunny Legs (Female)
Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head
Head Applier: DeeTaleZ Skin Summer for LELEVOX / BROWS: ginger/ Nord
Lipstick: CAZIMI: Zealous Evo X – Essentials – 2 – Extra Soft – 75%
Bunny Makeup: . Hanzel . – Rabbita Set {Light} [Lelutka Evo X]
Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara
Cake: = DAE = Strawberry cream cake pack
Poses: Serendipity cynthia…
Photos taken here The Wylde

A Case Of The Blues

This year has been off to a busy start! I have already had a house guest for almost two weeks and then I am off to visit family for another later this month! Of course that doesn’t mean things are all rosy, hence the blues. I won’t get into it here, but let’s just say the non-digital world has slapped me with a harsh reality. On the plus side this old blogger has learned some new tricks! Check it out.

Look at that little circle close up of my rings. I know it’s about time I started doing something like this. Next time I will make sure I do the same thing for my earrings!

Credits

Sweater: friday – Blakely Sweatshirt (Royal)
Jeans: Tres Blah – High Rise Jeans – Dark Indigo
Shoes: [BREATHE]-Choko Heels-
Hair: Exile:: Aspen
Earrings: e.marie // Zofia Earrings – Silvers
Rings: (Yummy) Bohemia Ring Set
Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head
Head Applier: DeeTaleZ Skin Summer for LELEVOX / BROWS: ginger/ Nord
Eyeliner: WarPaint* Tropics liner
Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara
Background: Amitie Albero BACKDROP –
Poses: Amitie Albero POSE

Cluelessly Walking Into The New Year

I feel like the new year has sprung up from behind a bush and caught me off guard. There has been a lot of ups and downs in 2021 so here is hoping 2022 is a little less…just less.

And if 2022 doesn’t want to play nice, then may your coffee be strong and if life decides to f#$% with you, I hope it uses plenty of lube.

Credits

Top: …Mutresse… Bistra Top –
Skirt: …Mutresse… Bistra Skirt –
Shoes: katat0nik (black / Maitreya) Bella Heels
Glasses: [Fetch] Jac Glasses
Rings: (Yummy) Gala RIngs –
Earrings: ^^Swallow^^ Earrings H04 for lel Evo X HUMAN Ears
Hair: [monso] Belinda Hair
Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head
Head Applier: DeeTaleZ Skin Summer for LELEVOX / BROWS: ginger/ Nord
Lipstick: CAZIMI: Juicy EvoX Gloss – 4 – 100%
Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara
Nails: e.marie // Mix&Match Oval – FaLaLa Festive
Pose: !R.O! Routine BENTO Pose w/ Mesh Latte & Phone (wear)
Balloons: hive // balloon letters . rainbow pastel
Background: K&S – // On my street // color brick. Backdrop

Decking the Halls

In the non-digital part of my life my house has been decked out for Christmas since a little before Thanksgiving. That may seem early to some, but after the craziness of the last two years I will do almost anything to make the days cheerful. I don’t have a perfect looking tree like this one, not even close! It’s actually covered with random ornaments collected over the years, each one representing something I love or something that happened. This year the ornament I bought shows that everyone in the house is vaccinated, compared to last years where everyone is wearing a mask. Now you know a little more about how I celebrate Christmas.

Credits

Top: -Pixicat- Kit Sweater – Grey 

Pants w/boots: .miss chelsea. Dove Boots Maitreya Red

Earrings: (Yummy) Jamie Earring Collection 

Hair: [monso] Hunkaa Hair (s)

Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head

Head Applier: [Glam Affair] Inez Layer [Lelutka EvoX] Beige A

Freckles: [Glam Affair] Inez Freckles A 50%

Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara

Nails: e.marie // Mix&Match Coffin – Winter Wonder

Poses: Diversion – Holiday Delights Poses

Decor

Tree: +Half-Deer+ Christmas Tree II – Traditional – Tree

Table: JIAN Holiday Treats Side Table

Centaur in the Snow

I have to admit that my dirty mind was really tempted to make up a story about forbidden love between an elf and a reindeer, with this being the result, but I really don’t want to land a spot on Santa’s naughty list. Well at least not for something like that. I look positively festive and adorable if I do say so myself!

Stars in my lashes and lights on my horns, it’s like I am a centaur christmas tree.

Credits

Centaur Parts: Jinx : Cen-Lightaur –

Sweater & Blanket: Jinx : Sweater & Blanket for the Centaur ( at We ❤ Roleplay)

Antlers: Schadenfreude Ceryn Fairy Lights Antlers

Hair: NO.MATCH_NO_RESISTANCE

Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head

Head Applier: DeeTaleZ Skin *Summer* for LELEVOX / BROWS: ginger/ Nord

Blush: Izzie’s – LeL Evo X – Winter Blush

Eyelashes: WarPaint* Celestial lashes

Eyes: AG. Comet Eyes Gacha – Omega – 15

Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara

Poses: . Infiniti . – Snowflakes –

Photos taken at Ambiance Hideaway

Don’t Eat My House!

Now I am no witch, but I do have a gingerbread house. What you never thought about living in a giant cookie? Sure there are issues in the summer with the heat and all,  but in the winter it is a dream. Whenever the fire is going the house smells amazing! Sure every once in a while I have to chase off a child who thinks my house is just a snack, but that happens much less often now. Okay maybe chasing kids off is how I got the reputation of being a witch, but I swear on my little gingerbread friends life I have never and will never eat any children, not even sugar babies (they are gross). 

Credits

Coat: ::{u.f.o}::winter wonderland – coat – 2

Skirt: ::{u.f.o}::winter wonderland – skirt – 5

Boots: white river co. – Pale September Boots (Foxy) 

Hair: Exile:: Lysa

Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head

Head Applier: [Glam Affair] Martina Layer [Lelutka EvoX] Beige A

Face Freckles: UniCult – Love Freckles 

Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara

Gingerbread mug: {YD} Sogno Gusto -Coffee Bar – Gingerbread mug 

Gingerbread Man: MishMish – Gingerbread Cutie Companion / Original

Gingerbread Man w/ candy cane: MishMish – Gingerbread Cutie & One Candy Cane

Gingerbread House: KraftWork Gingerbread House 

I Walk A Lonely Road

For a change the photo came before the song lyrics, it just popped into my head as I was taking the pictures. I feel like I am missing a pumpkin spice latte in this picture, but since I really don’t like them it’s okay. I will take a peppermint mocha though.

I look a little sad, or maybe pensive? I am not really sure, maybe it’s my Mona Lisa moment?

Credits

Tank: (fd) Fall Basic Tank – Pumpkin
Wrap: (fd) Fall Wrap – Brick
Jeans w/ boots: (fd) Fall Jeans w/ Boots – Dark Faded
Hair: WINGS-TZ0912-HAIR (Medium)
Head: LeLUTKA Avalon Head
Head Applier: [Glam Affair] Martina Layer [Lelutka EvoX] Beige A
Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara
Freckles: Glam Affair – Body Freckles
Eyes: [Heaux] Lake Eyes – Sky
Poses: FOXCITY. A Little Windy Bento Pose Set

The Seer

I have this wild theory about people who can see the future, they are really time travellers. Okay so I haven’t totally fleshed the idea out completely, but think about it. You go see someone and they tell you your future, or at least one possible version of it. That is the future they traveled to before you arrived for your reading. When the future comes true you are stunned, but really you followed the path they had forseen. If the future doesn’t come to fruition well then you made one change on that path that caused a change to the future.

Now that I have shown you my…crazy theory side how about a brighter picture so you can see all the glorious details? Well you are getting one whether you wanted it or not!

Credits

Gown: =ED= SHADOH GOWN – [Blood] –
Hood: lassitude & ennui Blind prophet hood – dark (at We ❤ Roleplay)
Rings: (Yummy) Raw Crystal Rings – Maiterya
Head: lel EvoX AVALON
Head Applier: VELOUR: Miranda for Evo X (DRACULA – WB)
Scars: Izzie’s – Eye Scar – aged
Eyes: A.D.D.Andel! Glossy Eyes V1
Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara
Tattoo: Rainbow Sundae Elementalist – Chest – Black Faded
Pose: [..::CuCa::..] Crystal Gazer Pose Set
Skybox: CELESTE – Eerie Dreams Skybox