The Return of the WTF Record

With the start of Fantasy Faire on Thursday it is time for the return of the What the Faire record. Today we will be looking at some of the sims of the fairelands, at least some little bits of the sims. Starting with Junction, which it wasn’t till I got above it, following the path, that I realized I was underwater. I may be a little slow sometimes.

I have a certain routine when it comes to the faire, I always look at the Worldlings first. It’s just become part of how I do things. Here you see me underwater trying to follow the signpost.

A little peek at a few of the worldlings, some may have been works in progress when I snapped these, but they are still amazing and I would willingly move into them if allowed. If you see my trying to live in one, be cool! After my worldling adventures it was time to travel to the first sim. Can I remember which one I went to first, not at all. Should I have written it down, absolutely. Will I remember to do so next year, I am going with No!

If anyone wants to propose to their significant other my suggestion would be the bridge behind this statue. It is gorgeous and romantic and were a gentleman to offer me a rose on said bridge I may swoon.

You never know what you will find around any given corner when walking the fairelands so make sure you are looking all around!

When I saw these mushrooms I was thinking about going all “Alice in Wonderland” on them and have a little bite. However the ichor dripping off of them make me think twice. You would think it oily pools surrounding them would be a good indicator, but of course not.

I tried asking these cats for some guidance through the fairelands, but they said something about payment and I did not have anything cat friendly on my person at the time. Maybe if you come across them you will have some catnip or salmon you can share with them. I wandered off and somehow found myself in a hedge maze.

I recommend if you do venture into the hedge maze, make sure you leave yourself a trail of breadcrumbs or use a ball of string in case you get lost. I may have been trapped in there longer than I can to admit. It was a very trying time for myself so…

…once I was out I was seriously considering doing a full on face plant into this chocolate fountain as a reward for getting free. I did not, because that wouldn’t be classy and I pretend to be classy…sometimes.

I think I must have been tired when I saw this sign what meandering because I thought it said “Shopping Challenge”. I got really excited thinking there was a new event happening, sadly there is not, well at least not an officially sanctioned one.

This sim was giving me final girl in a horror movie, but that could just be the lighting. It could also be more of one of those cute places in some mountain area where families spend a week or so on a summer vacation. There was a cute lake and everything.

This sim I remember the name of! It was Meloona, which I kept mentally referring to as melanoma, in my defense I was high as a kite when wandering through here. Don’t judge, I wrecked my body that day and needed some relief. Anyway this sim gave me serious “Honey I Shrunk the Avatar” vibes. I also learned that worms are a lot cuter when they have eyeballs and/or cute faces. The pink worm made me think of fingers rising from the ground.

I was thinking of taking a dip in the watermelon pond, but it looked a little…dicey. Yes that was a terrible pun and I have zero regrets!

It took me a wile to realize that when you walk through the foliage on this sim (again I forgot to note what sims I was in)it light up! Of course since I was in an elevated state I was wandered through the foliage for quite some time before I was able to refocus myself.

The sky here was so cool! As I was walking through the sim I felt like I was being watched.

I have no idea what I was feeling so watched, but it’s fine, I am sure it’s just my imagination. Now these are just little peeks at the various sims. I am not the most skilled landscape photographer so if you would like to see more photos of the sims and other Fantasy Faire events just out the flickr group and the official Fantasy Faire website